Be careful looking at this picture with a your boss around
Halle Berry will try to one-up her Swordfish performance and shave off all her hair for a new romantic comedy.
The Oscar-winning actress has agreed to take on the lead role in Nappily Ever After – which will be released in 2010.
“I’m shaving it off!” Berry tells USMagazine. “I know. Here comes the controversy, but… it’ll grow back – I hope!”
Wait. Are we talking about her pubic hair or the hair on top of her head?
(Wipes eyes and reads WENN closely)
Oh, Berry’s shaving the hair off her head for Nappily Ever After? Ohhhhhh. Excuse that first sentence.
With that out there, I must ask: Who wants to see Halle Berry bald? Especially in a God-awful movie called Nappily Ever After?
Yeah, all right. Nappily will gross a little bit of money at the box office because a fair portion of Americans will go see any romantic comedy . But where have Berry’s acting skills gone? Didn’t she win an Oscar for Monster’s Ball a couple years ago? Why doesn’t she do more movies like that and not Catwoman, Gothika and the rest of this garbage she’s done since Monster’s Ball?
You’re better than that Halle.
Oh, by the way, no one wants to see you with a bald head.
A bald vagina, on the other hand… Well, there’s a market for that.
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evandril
Halle is perfect,
If she was bald she’d be perfectly bald.
I’m bald in a certain place.
Perhaps halle and I can be bald together.