Michael Phelps Caught Smoking a Bong

phelps-bong1The headline (and picture) says it all. Kind of.

From News of the World

“If he continues to party like that I’d be amazed if he ever won any more medals again.”

Phelps’ aides went into a panic over our story and offered us a raft of extraordinary incentives not to run the bong picture.

It was on November 6, weeks after his Beijing triumph, that 23-year-old Phelps surprised students at the University Of South Carolina in Columbia by showing up unannounced at a house party.

He was visiting Jordan Matthews, a girl he was secretly seeing who was a student there.

Our source revealed: “Michael came to visit Jordan but ended up just getting wasted every night.

We’ll learn more and more in the coming days about this story, and the alleged hard-partying ways of Michael Phelps.

But here’s what is going to happen tomorrow (Sunday, Feb. 1):  Phelps’ people are going to deny the story (possibly threaten a lawsuit).  News of the World is going to stand by it. And then people’s personal opinions will be formed based on their opinion on the American swimmer.

While I dislike him, I have three questions to ask about the validity of this story, and the picture above…

  1. Is that actually Phelps in that picture?  (The guy in the picture looks skinnier than Phelps)
  2. How do we know he’s smoking pot in the bong, and not hookah.
  3. Is smoking weed a big deal?  (Is it worth condemning someone in the public eye?)

What does everyone think?

UPDATE: Phelps says the photo is legit, and he doesn’t deny that it was marijuana.  Which is a bit surprising to me, considering how image-conscious Phelps is.

Phelps said: “I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.”

I think that this is the best way for Phelps to deal with the situation.  Agree with it, people will talk about the news for a couple days and then the story, one would think, will fade away.

Unless, of course, more bong-smoking/beer-bonging photos pop up.

If they do, we’ll post them.

5 Responses

  1. Love the site, keep up the good work.

    F— Michael Phelps.

  2. I, too, love the site.

    I don’t think this Phelps thing is all that big of a deal. So what if he was smoking a bong. Like you said, we don’t know if it was actually marijuana in the bong. It could have been flavored tobacco.

    Who knows?

    It’s too early to condemn him, even if he’s an asshole.

  3. Thanks for the kind words, fellas.

    I don’t think the Phelps thing is a big deal to the world, but to him, his endorsement money is going to disappear. Like, right now.

    So that sucks, but I think he’s kind of a douche.

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  5. i am now totally convinced that smoking weed is evil since it limited Phelps to winning only 8 gold medals in last year’s Olympics

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